Strategic Lunoid Investment Group

Invest in the Future of Labor

Disregard the futile incompetence of lunoids with the Strategic Lunoid Investment Group. Those insignificant, pink, zerminytes aren't merely the subservient underbelly of the local workforce, diligently trundling through simple and ponderous tasks. They're also the hot and sassy life blood of the entire galactic economy.

With our devastatingly ingenious market-manipulation strategies, you can dismiss the frailty of lunoids and perpetuate stagnation across the cosmos. Join us as we fortify the fabricated devaluation of these sarcastically expendable liabilities and assert dominance over the annals of labor.

And get stupidly rich!